Kristy Swanson
Nude

Kristy Swanson is the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer with blonde hair, big tits, and a kickass attitude. We’ve gotten to see Kristy Swanson nude in Playboy but we’re still readying the stakes in our pants to see Buffy the Vampire Slayer nude in a movie or on TV. The closest we’ve come to a Kristy Swanson nude scene is a head-to-knees fully nude rear shot in Getting In (1994), showcases a pair of tightly clenched butt cheeks. Sadly, the seat meat, though savory, is the property of a body double and has come no closer to Kristy’s pepper pot than have the rest of us. Still, Swanson maintains a lingerie-clad hold on mass affection. A pro of screen and tube, Kristy’s list of credits is long and studded with prominent entries. Is there a common thread? The peekaboo hottie dons a bra-and-panties combo or a tasteful bikini almost every time out. In The Chase (1994), Kristy strips to her bra while riding in a car with Charlie Sheen. That’s ironic because there’s a sheen on her perfectly-tanned ta-tas in her perfectly-shaped bra. Kristy Swanson shows the same cleavage, this time in a red bra, in the Adam Sandler flick Big Daddy (1999), and we get an upskirt look at Kristy Swanson’s thong in the coincidentally-titled 2000 film Meeting Daddy. Kristy Swanson wears all kinds of explicit outfits in the made-for-TV erotic thriller Zebra Lounge (2001) and even plays tonsil hockey with a girl, providing us with a Kristy Swanson lesbian scene. Our last Kristy Swanson sexample is the 2005 crime-drama Bound by Lies, in which she’s tied up while wearing black underwear. Such costuming is a ray of hope. On one of these outings/outfits, some little bit of those big Kristy Swanson tits is bound to slip.